Category Archive for Found On The Net

Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken

I came across this parody of the Barenaked Ladies song, One Week over at College Humour. It brought a smile to my face.

Check it out….

Nothing like resting on the lounge

I came across this via Digg, and really, there is nothing like resting on the lounge with a beer and strumming the guitar, now, is there??

Image Source: Flickr

A Dinosaur Sandwich

Whilst doing some browsing today and looking for some pictures of dinosaurs for a school project, I came across this dinosaur sandwich cutter and thought how clever. Anyone seen these available for sale in Australia?

More Desktop Art

Following on from the last post, here’s some Desktop Art using Homer and his Spider-Pig.

Fancy Desktops

Now my desktop (both real and virtual) are often quite untidy, although not quite this bad.

Photo Credit: http://flickr.com/photos/danpat/262640851/

So the people who are able to get their desktops looking like these are amazing.

Photo Credit: http://macenstein.com/default/archives/1280

It’s Only Tuesday

Direct from The Onion – America’s Finest News Source, comes this article – It’s Only Tuesday.

It’s Only Tuesday

WASHINGTON, DC After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.

“Tuesday?” San Diego resident Doris Wagner said. “How in the hell is it still Tuesday?”

Already the week is unbearable for these New Yorkers awaiting a subway train, and it’s only fucking Tuesday.

Tuesday’s arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long.

“Ugh,” said Wagner, echoing a national sense of frustration over it not even being Wednesday at the very least.

According to suddenly depressed sources, the feeling that this week may in fact last forever was further compounded by the thought of all the work left to be done tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and, if Americans make it that far, possibly even Friday, for Christ’s sake.

Fears that the week could actually be going backwards were also expressed.

“Not only do Americans have most of Tuesday morning to contend with, but all of Tuesday afternoon and then Tuesday night,” National Labor Relations Board spokesman David Prynn said. “If our calculations are correct, there is a chance we are in effect closer to last weekend than the one coming up.”

Added Prynn: “Fuck.”

Believe it or not, it’s not even goddamn lunchtime yet for these commuters in Southern California.

Reports that this all has to be some kind of sick joke could not be confirmed as of press time.

Isolated attempts to make the day go faster, such as glancing at watches or clocks every other minute, compulsively checking e-mail, hiding in the office bathroom, fidgeting, or reading a boring magazine while sitting in the waiting room, have also proven unsuccessful, sources report.

The National Institutes of Standards and Technology, which oversees the official time of the United States, is flatly denying that it has slowed or otherwise tampered with Tuesday’s progression.

“The current Tuesday is keeping apace with past Tuesdays with no more than one ten-thousandth of a second’s variation at the most,” NIST spokeswoman Dr. Geraldine Schach said. “However, I sympathize with the common consensus that this week has already been a colossal pain in the neck.”

Labor Secretary Elaine Chao released a statement addressing widespread speculation that it might as well be Monday for all anyone cares.

“We understand this day has been tough on many of you, what with meetings mercilessly dragging on and an entire stack of files still left to organize,” Chao’s statement read in part. “Yet we urge Americans to show patience. The midweek hump is just around the corner, and we have strong reason to believe that Saturday will be here before you know it.”

“Go about your lives as best you can,” the statement continued. “Do not, we repeat, do not take a sick day, as it’ll make the rest of the week that much harder to endure.”

In the meantime, citizens are doing their best to cope with the interminable week, though Tuesday is still hours away from ending.

“The more I try to speed it along, the longer it almost seems to take,” said Dale Bouchard, a Chicago-based broker who has been waiting for today to be over since it first began earlier this morning. “Honestly, today could not have come at a worse time this week.”

In the meantime, the latest wristwatch consultations indicate that it is somehow still Tuesday, if that makes any sense at all.

Some Soccer Referees

Recently I signed up to Facebook (and am still working it all out 😀 ) and I was looking at one of the groups – the Westside Panthers Soccer Club. Anyway I noticed they had a link to a video about a referee (Ref gets bashed). To my horror, it was the video of one of my mates getting beaten after penalising a player. It was upsetting also to see all the “lol’s” left in the comments – I didn’t find it all that funny.

Ref gets bashed.


Whilst on the YouTube page though, I did find some other funny video clips of soccer referees. Here’s one of a Referee trying to be helpful but ending up looking stupid, and the second one I have seen before – the Gay Ref.

Stupid Ref


Gay Ref


Extermiknit!!!

Whilst doing some random browsing, I came across the Extermiknit pattern. For those who are fans of the Dr. and the Daleks, this is pretty cool.

Get the pattern from here, or here.

The Amazing Mystical Mind Reader

I’m not yet sure how they do it, but this Mind Reader actually works. Very clever!!!

How to give your cat a bath…

… or, how to clean your toilet.

Follow the instructions here.