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		<title>Can I whack it???</title>
		<link>http://paulgray.id.au/2008/10/can-i-whack-it</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The boys found a little praying mantis in the back yard today. Thomas quickly found his toy golf club to poke it with and, from his medical kit, a pair of surgical tweezers to use for inspecting it. Thomas was being very gentle looking at it and wanted to feed it a leaf.

Lachlan, on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the Olympics ceremony was on and Thomas was watching it on TV this morning. When the little girl in the red dress started singing, in Chinese, Thomas asks:
&#8220;What&#8217;s she saying Mummy?&#8221;
to which Luci replied,
&#8220;I don&#8217;t know any Chinese darling.&#8221;
Thomas then says,
&#8220;So you just know Chinese food and that&#8217;s all??&#8221;
Bless him.
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		<title>Can&#8217;t Wait For Everything</title>
		<link>http://paulgray.id.au/2008/07/cant-wait-for-everything</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This afternoon when Luci arrived home, her Mum relayed this funny story&#8230;
Lyn takes Thomas and Lachlan shopping with her every Thursday. They usually go and visit Luci&#8217;s Grandma (who they call Granma Max) at a nursing home called John Whittle House. They went again today and as they walked up the hall toward my grandmother&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So, do you want a beer?</title>
		<link>http://paulgray.id.au/2008/05/so-do-you-want-a-beer</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 12:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thomas had Special Persons Day at pre-school, with Poppy Gray being the Special Person invited. Poppy Gray was telling me what happened:
Thomas was showing me around, and he took me into one of the cubby houses which was set up as a Police Station. Thomas started to tell me how if the alarm starts to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You have to say it loud</title>
		<link>http://paulgray.id.au/2008/04/you-have-to-say-it-loud</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Luci was telling me that she was sitting on the lounge with the boys today, when Lachlan let out a little quiet fart. Luci leaned over and told him to say &#8220;Pardon Me.&#8221;
Lachlan said &#8220;Pardon Me&#8221; very quietly.
At this point Thomas chimes in, rather loudly, to tell Lachlan, &#8220;No Lachlan, you have to say it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>what you do on the toilet</title>
		<link>http://paulgray.id.au/2007/01/what-you-do-on-the-toilet</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thomas went to do a poo. When we checked on him, he was reading this book, because &#8220;that&#8217;s what you do when you do a poo!&#8221;
Never mind that the book is upside down! By the way, the book is Lyn&#8217;s, not Luci&#8217;s (or mine   ) &#8211; I must remember to ask her how [...]]]></description>
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